{"id":3,"date":"2007-10-11T23:02:08","date_gmt":"2007-10-11T22:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uppcon.se\/thefluff\/hurfdurf\/?p=3"},"modified":"2007-10-11T23:11:15","modified_gmt":"2007-10-11T22:11:15","slug":"clannad-01","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"Clannad &#8211; 01"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Copied from my post on ADTRW:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>First episode impressions:<br \/>\nIt stinks.<br \/>\nIt stinks of harem.<br \/>\nIt stinks of harem and it stinks of Key and horrible plot devices, and I don&#8217;t like it.<br \/>\nEverything from the main character and his comedic relief sidekick to the superpowered Tomoyo and even the powerpointish scene transitions stinks of generic harem game conversion #1165346, and I fail to see what makes this so absurdly good.<br \/>\nGranted, it IS pretty funny at times, but plenty of shows are funny and this is not especially so. It&#8217;s also nicely animated.<\/p>\n<p>So far (one episode rolololol) the characters are only impressive in their genericness. &#8220;I have a weak body&#8221; for no reason at all, &#8220;I have dad who&#8217;s an alcoholic and I hate everything but suddenly I&#8217;m helping Cute Girl with Weak Body #93452 for no particular reason&#8221;, &#8220;Hi I&#8217;m the comedy relief sidekick character and have no purpose in the show at all except to be dumb&#8221;, &#8220;I&#8217;m the MILF and this is my husband who seems really threatening&#8221;, &#8220;I&#8217;m the superpowered cool girl that has NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL to fall for the main character but I&#8217;ll do that anyway because the director said so lolz&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s Key trademark: the absurd flashbacks and &#8220;mysterious&#8221; miracle plot devices that never seem to lead anywhere at all. Empty world? Wishes that come true? THAT SOUNDS LIKE KEY ALRIGHT. Let&#8217;s see how absurd the explanations will be this time and how they&#8217;ll be used to advance the show. It&#8217;ll be fun to write about, I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n<p>tl;dr: it smells like harem, it looks like harem and it tastes like harem. Heck, it most likely IS harem but cleverly disguised as a drama about &#8220;families&#8221;, with some elements of &#8220;magic&#8221; tossed in to make shutin nerds dream. Do not want but will watch anyway for the comedic relief scenes and to troll people.<\/p>\n<p>NEXT EPISODE: even more girls, even more hair colors! EXCITEMENT!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Since I discovered this thing is now being used as copypasta to troll threads on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.4chan.org\/\">\/a\/<\/a> and I more or less got told to get out and stop trolling in <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.somethingawful.com\/forumdisplay.php?forumid=27\">ADTRW<\/a>, I figured I&#8217;d post it here instead. More inspiring posts may or may not be forthcoming later depending on how lazy I get.<\/p>\n<p>It should also be noted that the main reason I&#8217;m trolling this so much is all the people who are going <em>ZOH MY GOD WONDERFUL EPISODE IT&#8217;S SO BEAUTIFUL AND AWESOME, KYOTO ANIMATION FAPFAPFAP<\/em>. Yes it looks good, yes Kyoto Animation are pretty awesome alright, yes it&#8217;s pretty funny&#8230; but I completely fail to see what makes this so much more awesome than everything else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Copied from my post on ADTRW: First episode impressions: It stinks. It stinks of harem. It stinks of harem and it stinks of Key and horrible plot devices, and I don&#8217;t like it. Everything from the main character and his comedic relief sidekick to the superpowered Tomoyo and even the powerpointish scene transitions stinks of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[20,21],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-trolling","tag-anime","tag-trolling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mod16.org\/hurfdurf\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}